My drunken state with my paddy tunsco!

On this particular day i went to visit Tunsco my paddy, she stays on the ninth floor in bar -  beach towers. Tunsco is a very sexy girl, she makes me laugh, we have a love hate relationship half of the time we ague and fight and half of the other time we gist and laugh really hard and have mad fun. If i don't see my Tunsco for i while i miss her a lot, infact i cant live with out my beautiful Tunsco. By the way she is getting married in November her birthday month, to the love of her life Martins.

    

      Anyhoo i went to visit her at home, Tunsco never has food at home but there is always wine sha, and that is fine by me. She had about 5 bottles of chilled red wine and hidden potato chips. We started drinking the wine and we were having a blast watching family guy, we were getting drunk and giggling a lot and that only made us laugh harder. When we finished the wine hunger struck!! Sh*t!! no food then Tunsco brought out a small bag of potato chips we ate it hungrily, i was still hungry,we were both still very hungry and we were too lazy to go down stairs to buy food or even water, don't get it twisted, the elevator was working oh!! but we couldn't be bothered. Tunsco and i are somewhat alike, we are extremely lazy and that is why i love us. As we were still debating on how to get our lazy selves down stairs NEPA struck!! we looked at each other and started laughing really hard, then Tunsco screamed TADA! and she showed me two bags of potato chips and we started dancing! lol. When we finished eating the potato chips, we were still hungry and at that point i discovered a big bottle of honey in her refrigerator, which i started licking, then Tunsco joined me, we licked it till we got to the frozen part which Tunsco suggested that we heat on the gas cooker. When the honey finished, we were bored, Tunsco had no fuel in her i better pass my neighbor gen, we were stuck, drunk and very hot. We had our baths and tied wrapper on our naked selves and we were dancing to the music on Tunsco's phone, we were in heaven. Then an idea struck Tunsco to go and steal fuel from her neighbor, who was a general in the army, who always left his keg of fuel un-catered to. I encouraged her to go and steal the fuel so we can continue watching our family guy. Tunsco tip toed to the spot and ran back laughing and sweating with little fuel, it wasn't enough, she went back, i was looking at her and laughing, she was also laughing, as she was about to carry the keg of fuel the owner just appeared, Tunsco acted one film i've never seen before, she actually started doing cultural dance, i was rolling on the floor!!! we greeted the man, he did not suspect anything. When he went back into his house, we did not give up, we finally succeeded in stealing the fuel and in the process spilled a lot of it. We watched our family and i went home the next day very happy.