A Precocious 17 years old me

So there I was a precocious  17 year old fresh  out of high school bored stiff on a sunny afternoon in a very dry town called Festac, pondering thinking of what to do with my flighty self this very dead day, did i mention that i lived in a dead town? I must have, its the first thing i tell everybody i meet. So i'm contemplating where to find some life in this huge morgue when it occurred to me that I could go and visit my friend, Aderoju. We went to high school together.

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Hmm it all happened this morning when I was reduced 2 driving an octavia!!
and I'm like is that a car or a wheel barrow?? to top it up the shocks of
the car is dead. This morning we had the business developer's meeting and
my boss was particularly very upset with me, my yoruba speaking loud voice
and red hair, and he reminded me of my 900million target. I kuku had
nowhere to go until Tina my colleague asked me to follow her to see one of
her own clients. Only to discover that all d company cars and drivers were
not available except for the two rejects, an old soldier who is one of d
drivers who tries at every given opportunity to treat us his ogas like
toddlers!!! and a wheel barrow called the octovia which is supposed to be
a car.  We hit the road and I was driving because, old soldier was not an
option!!  When we got to CMS, I lost my sense of direction, i always loose
my sense of direction when ever i am driving, hence the need of a human

My drunken state with my paddy tunsco!

On this particular day i went to visit Tunsco my paddy, she stays on the ninth floor in bar -  beach towers. Tunsco is a very sexy girl, she makes me laugh, we have a love hate relationship half of the time we ague and fight and half of the other time we gist and laugh really hard and have mad fun. If i don't see my Tunsco for i while i miss her a lot, infact i cant live with out my beautiful Tunsco. By the way she is getting married in November her birthday month, to the love of her life Martins.

    

Hello people!

I am soooooo excited about my new blog. i have been procrastinating since for ever but thanks to IK my big headed colleague i have finally started my own blog!!! yaaaaay!! i am going to be writing a lot about me, in fact i wana put myself out there, so yall should get ready to read some wired ass sh*t.LOL

   

    Every body on my BBM have been complaining about me and my broadcasts its becoming embarrassing. Some have threatened to delete me and some have actually deleted me. I love to write out my thoughts and lamentations, i shall be using real names on my blog so get ready.  Don't forget  to leave a comment oh!!!